Your relatives are here
They brought presents
i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’
if harry cropped me i would end my life
finally the awkward lean comes in handy
"sit on my face"
is that tumblr user meanplastic?
just another day of not being rich and famous
dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it
I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose
how to make everything you do look unattractive - a book by me
friday the 13th… on 2013… of the 13th month.
*logs off tumblr* *closes computer* *walks outside* *gets on a boat* *drives to an abandoned island* *digs a hole in the ground* *lies down in the hole* (whispers) the drama cant find me here
I dunno about that, dude
did you just turn my text post into a total drama island post